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PostSubject: Joke 3   Sun Feb 08, 2009 10:41 pm

Never Argue With A Woman lol!

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.

She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book.

The peace and solitude are magnificent.

Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.

He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am.

What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?").

"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing.

I'm reading.

"Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.

For all I know you could start at any moment .

I'll have to take you in and write you up.

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the Game Warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment.

For all I know you could start at any moment.

"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.

It's likely she can also think
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